Pretty ugly huh?

  I was one of the more optimistic people on my block. When a Pawn Shop opened up at the end of my road I thought of all the benefits it would bring. I thought about the few people that would be employed buying stolen things for pennies on the dollar. And the man who installed their neon sign. He probably made some money. Oh Capitalism! How wrong I was! At around twelve today I saw a man who could only be properly explained as bedazzled. He was positively festooned with rhinestones, the gaudiness of which was only outmatched by his faux-diamond, topped cane. Now I’m not sure if this man was a pimp. While he did fit the pimp stereotype nearly exactly, we live in 2011, he could’ve just been crazy. Perhaps, as there is a Santacon, there is a Pimpcon, and he was just dripping swag on my street as he journeyed to the nearby train. Perhaps.

  I give the pimp a 8 out of 10. He lacked a feather boa which hurt him a little. His grill more than made up for it. It was like a jigsaw puzzle from DeBeer’s. His gait was a tad too fast to look like he had no where to be going but, I did imagine a cool song playing in the background as he walked. The Ghostbusters Theme if you were wondering. 

My ideas for this blog:

Reviews of Mundane Things.

Ugly Face Competition.

Uninspiring Quotes.

One of many ugly faces I plan on posting. See if you can top it.

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

The eternal question. Which came first the chicken or the egg? Why are we here? Does God exist? Robots or Dinosaurs? 

I’ll take a stab at this clearly unanswerable question.

Dinobots.